W. Kamau Bell Works on Being Totally Biased

"From its heavenly beaches to its scenic natural wonders, there are plenty of reasons why Maui has been voted 'Best Island' by readers of Conde Nast Traveler for nineteen years," says GoHawaii.com. Unless you're comedian W. Kamau Bell. What use is sky blue water when Big Brother contestants are making slant-eyed Asian jokes and the George Zimmerman jury determined that white people get to defend themselves but black people don't?

The Black List

As of 9:45 a.m., the Nola.com app still hosted a poll that asked, "Should we wish President Obama well in his second term?" The possible responses were a) "Absolutely. The president's success is our country's success." b) "Maybe. I wish our president the best, but I want to evaluate each of his policy proposals on its own merits." and c) "No. His policies run counter to the interests of our country." As of 10:04 a.m., 58.42% says Absolutely, 34.14% says No, and 7.44% says Maybe.