New Orleans has spent the weekend envisioning replacements for The Rolling Stones in line with their personal preferences and visions for Jazz Fest. Most were improbable for one reason or another. Artists who would be a comparable event are unlikely to be available on such short notice, even to Quint Davis and AEG Live.

[Updated] The cover for the original publication of I’m With the Band: Confessions of a Groupie is a tip as to how Pamela Des Barres’ memoir was received when published in 1987.